With his father being the organizer of the event, and not willing to miss out on the epic adventure that this journey through the Kawartha’s provides, Charlie was super keen to take to the start of the “Kawartha Rube-eh?”. Always an enthusiastic road trippin’ buddy, Gerald came along for the adventure. Having recently revived his old Thin Blue Line mountain bike back to life, he wasted no time putting his beast of a bike to the test.

In Paris-Roubaix tradition, Charlie kisses the Kawartha Rube-Eh? Rock Trophy
The riders were greeted Saturday morning with chilly temperatures, but the sun was shining brightly, making it a tricky decision whether to rely only on hot sauce to provide warmth on the legs, or whether to throw an extra layer on the legs in the form of knee or leg warmers. Gerald went with the extra layer in the form of some knee warmers, as his training had been rather sporadic lately, and he was looking at this event more as a tour than a competitive event. Charlie on the other hand had had the winners rock trophy on his mind all year, and only put the hot sauce on his legs, intending to put on a show on home soil.
The race rolled out around 10am, beginning with a surprisingly quick “neutral” start through downtown Fenelon Falls. With the racers having made their way to the other side of town under escort, the flag was dropped and the race was on. Quickly onto back roads, the initial third of the race was made up primarily of paved as well as gravel/dirt back roads. A few early attacks were attempted, keeping the pace high. It was under this early pressure where Gerald, who was riding some really beefy tires, decided to drop off to ride his own tempo. However, the group remained relatively intact until the first rail trail section.
Onto the rail trail, and the pace picked up significantly. With this section of rail trail being particularly loose gravel, those who had gambled on narrower tires struggled to keep pace with those who had fitted more aggressive tread. The variety of the course was reflected in the variety of equipment seen on the start line, as each of the riders made a gamble on where they would be at an advantage, and where they were willing to pay the price in less than ideal conditions for their particular setup.
After exiting the rail trail, the riders were back onto paved roads briefly, for a little bit of respite before entering a trail section in the forest. It was during this paved section where Charlie took some time to stand up to take a few pedal strokes out of the saddle to loosen up after the hard effort over the rail trail. In his motion to stand up however, Charlie pulled his foot out of his egg beater pedals, bashing his knee (the one he had previous broken!!!) into his handlebars. A bit of panic set in, as the pain was a lot to handle, and the knee cap is now highly sensitive to any impacts. Soon after the riders entered the forest to take on the first trail section, and Charlie put the pain aside, focusing instead on keeping the gap to those pushing the pace as small as possible. This trail section created a front group of 5, but with gaps between each of the front runners.
Out of this trail section and onto some smooth pavement, Charlie found an ally to set to chasing the leaders who were now in sight out on the open road. Working bit and bit, they took turns at the front, eventually closing to the leaders. With the front group of 5 reunited again, an easier pace was made for a brief period while the riders took on some food and drink. However, the rest period wouldn’t last long, as the riders were soon into the forest again, with an extremely steep rocky climb greeting the riders at the entrance to the trail. Again the pace was pushed, and each of the riders used all their force and concentration simply to keep momentum, as a mid-hill re-start just simply wasn’t happening if forced to stop.
Upon exiting this latest section of trail, which had been a “rocky” affair for all the riders, Charlie again found himself slightly behind two leaders. Not only that, but the effort had taken its toll on Charlie’s weaker left leg, so Charlie sat up to negotiate a truce with lefty in order to avoid a full-on leg cramp, and to allow another rider to re-join him. Charlie’s new ally took to the front to begin making a chase, allowing Charlie a bit more time to relax and have a word with his legs in the same fashion as pro Jens Voigt: “Shut Up Legs!!!”.
Meanwhile, Gerald had run into his own difficulties, having broken his chain 15km from the finish. Always a trooper, he began the long hike back to town. However, a local rube was nice enough to stop by and offer him a ride, which Gerald was more than happy to accept, having had enough adventure, he wasn’t too keen on hike-a-bikin’ it all the way back to town.
With some coaxing, Charlie’s left leg made a recovery, and he went to the front to bring up the pace in order to close the gap to the leaders. Soon after

Charlie on the top step at the Kawartha Rube-Eh?
they entered the next forest section, which provided a lot of mud and big puddles for the riders to negotiate. Again, Charlie struggled through the trail section, working to keep the gap to the leaders small enough that he could close it on the more open sections. Out of this last trail section, and onto the rail trail for the run-in back to town, Charlie turned on the gas, having enough left in the tank to close to a single rider in third spot, and then keep on trucking to the two leaders. Once Charlie made contact with the two leaders, he took a brief rest to take in some drink, but then cranked up the pace, and with a home town win and winners rock trophy on his mind, opened a gap in his bid to be the first across the line.
With a gap established, Charlie was confident that he could hold it, but he wasn’t out of the water yet. A rattling noise from the front of his machine, and Charlie looked down to discover that a broken spoke was flailing around loose as the wheel spun at speed.
Having been on relatively smooth rail trail for awhile, the spoke must have broken earlier in the event on one of the more challenging sections, but took until later in the race to shake loose from the spoke nipple with the rattling making the problem more obvious. Not willing to pull over, Charlie kept on pedaling away, hoping the broken spoke wouldn’t become a major issue.
He made it to the final climb, which when he crested would leave only 1km to the finish. This climb was so steep, that it forced the riders off their bikes to run it. Having run the hill, Charlie took a quick moment to bend his broken spoke out of the way, so his run in to the finish through town would be smooth sailing. Having overcome another obstacle in the event, Charlie came in to finish, winning the Kawartha Rube-Eh? in front of a hometown crowd, finishing off his 2010 cycling season with a victory.